McDowell Memo: Pet Peeves

Pet Peeves

I think every one has them things that set you into the stratosphere. It might be a minor thing such as chewing with ones mouth open to using a credit card for a one dollar item in the grocery store line, speaking of grocery stores how about the Nimrod that brings 40 items in to the 20 item speedy checkout and then wants them to check 5 of the items prices on the floor. 

My dad had some unusual ones that he would get downright inventively evil in trying to stop. For instance my brother would always put his shoes on the stairs to the upstairs bedrooms after falling a couple of times and not getting my brother to listen He said I'll help you I'll put a nail in that will keep your shoes up out of the way. That night my brother put his shoes in the same place as always . When Brother awoke he saw his shoes on the wall neat and nice. He went down and tried to take them down but Dad had had the last laughed He had nailed the sneaker to the wall with a spike. We had a neighbor who got a duck for their kids well the duck grew up made all sort of noise and defecated (pooped for those of you like us from Willseyville ) all around our yard. Dad would inevitably step in it and you would think that Pearl Harbor had just happened. One night around 9 o'clock , Dad come in as happy as a clam. That next morning the neighbor lady showed up at the door and screamed at mom that dad had tied up her duck . Well in realty he had got some grain for the duck put it in the bowl with a constipation relief liquid sprinkled on it , He then put a collar on the Duck and a leash and attached right out side the neighbors door. So you guessed the neighbors got "Ducked" spelling suspect. 

So why do we let such menial things upset us . It is the thing itself it is how we have lost control of our environment ,how others seem to never have to stop what they are doing and handle all these small annoying issues. It builds up an some insignificant thins sets us off and we remember and love it and every time we are stressed out we look for it for a reason to rage. 

Archie Bunker on Progressives ( Does he sound like some one you know)

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