My Christmas Wish List
Well it is that time of year again when we make up our Christmas wish list for friends and foes:
For Wal*Mart and Sams Club a video teaching tool that white is also a race
For K Mart at least enough sales to last to Easter
For Tom Selleck a cream that makes you actually age otherwise he will be 90 playing the male leads
For the NRA an injection of new diverse members so that they can be more appreciated by the rest of us.
For UHS a better billing system
For Packer a better billing system
For NYSEG a better billing system
For Frontier a better billling system and a real phone system
If you notice a similarity , it's because our dog Bear who is almost blind and not the smartest thing on the planet could do the bills better than anyone at all four of these companies.
For my Wife Jody two real important gifts , first a bed that automatically adjusts for arm flings laying at 45 degrees and feet that kick you in the back and onto the floor. It would take all those things you do away so you could sleep better. Second a dishwasher that allows you to do dishes while you are in in your chair asleep watching food shoes.
Abby a scream button that she can use when the kids do something dramatically stupid and save her voice for me and Jason's mess ups.
Ryan a injection of sanity so he can see that Trump sucks!!!!
Jason a button that turns him invisible when Abby or Jody is on the rampage looking for him or me. Remember to let me borrow that Jase.
Finally for President Obama and Congress a special new retirement plan that allows them full pay from now till death, as long as they retire tomorrow. In fact if that one is past the rest are not important because we would all be so happy we would scream.
For Wal*Mart and Sams Club a video teaching tool that white is also a race
For K Mart at least enough sales to last to Easter
For Tom Selleck a cream that makes you actually age otherwise he will be 90 playing the male leads
For the NRA an injection of new diverse members so that they can be more appreciated by the rest of us.
For UHS a better billing system
For Packer a better billing system
For NYSEG a better billing system
For Frontier a better billling system and a real phone system
If you notice a similarity , it's because our dog Bear who is almost blind and not the smartest thing on the planet could do the bills better than anyone at all four of these companies.
For my Wife Jody two real important gifts , first a bed that automatically adjusts for arm flings laying at 45 degrees and feet that kick you in the back and onto the floor. It would take all those things you do away so you could sleep better. Second a dishwasher that allows you to do dishes while you are in in your chair asleep watching food shoes.
Abby a scream button that she can use when the kids do something dramatically stupid and save her voice for me and Jason's mess ups.
Ryan a injection of sanity so he can see that Trump sucks!!!!
Jason a button that turns him invisible when Abby or Jody is on the rampage looking for him or me. Remember to let me borrow that Jase.
Finally for President Obama and Congress a special new retirement plan that allows them full pay from now till death, as long as they retire tomorrow. In fact if that one is past the rest are not important because we would all be so happy we would scream.
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